Hello Tumblr, this is your captain speaking. My name is Natalie and I am very short. We will be reblogging all that amuses me. Please keep your hands and feet inside the ship at all times.
“Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup.”
Goddamn Hufflepuffs get the best everything